Issue 1, Volume 1
Publication date: February 12, 2026
Editorial note
This satirical issue was generated using Anthropic’s Claude Opus 4.6 language model. All articles, results, and institutions are fictional and intended for entertainment, not citation.
Note: This issue is hosted on Olive Turn’s Scholar Core headless content service (not on WordPress). It is managed and displayed via a WordPress plugin that allow authors and editors to validate, enhance, and directly edit the underlying JATS XML.
Table of contents
Perspectives
- The Great Olive Disruption: How a Mediterranean Fruit Unseated Legacy Publishers
Perspective - From Subscription to Olive Oil Subscription: A New Model for Sustainable Open Access
Perspective - Olive Branch Diplomacy in Predatory Publishing: How Genuine Oil Authentication Eliminated Fake Journals
Perspective
Research articles
- Peer Review by Olive Grove: A Randomized Controlled Trial of Arboreal Manuscript Assessment
Research Article - Impact Factors and Olive Yields: A Surprising Correlation Across 500 Journals
Research Article - Double-Blind, Double-Olive: Masking Bias in Editorial Decisions Through Mandatory Oil Tasting
Research Article - Olive Oil as a Preservation Medium for Born-Digital Scholarship: A 500-Year Archival Strategy
Research Article
Infrastructure and standards
- The Olive Oil Markup Language: Extending JATS XML for Sensory-Enhanced Scholarly Communication
Standards / Technical Note - The Olive Index: Measuring Research Impact Through Grove Planting Rather Than Citations
Metrics / Methods